At my high school, there really aren’t any rituals that I
could say are bad or mean, because I never had to go through any of them. The things that I would classify as rituals
from my “culture” are actually really fun and pretty entertaining. I think that one, that is pretty common in
this world, would be senior pranks.
My school has prided itself on some really idiotic senior
pranks that honestly should have gotten students arrested for vandalism or trespassing,
but that is what made them fun. My
freshman year, the seniors spent literally hours gluing pennies to the three
main staircases in the building. It doesn't seem like a big deal, but something that we learned right off the bat
is that you can’t walk up stairs when they’re like that because its like a
slip-n-slide. Junior year was an
interesting set of pranks. A bunch of
the AP Chem students got the help of some of the teachers and burned the grass
in front of the school to say “class of ‘09” and then set up a beer pong table
in the middle of the upperclassman area, where they proceeded to play for the
three busiest passing periods of the day.
But I still think that ours takes the cake…..
The process of planning a senior prank at my high school is
a pain in the ass and excruciatingly long.
With a class of 500, who all have random schedules, we had to find ways
to get every interested students in on the joke. And then, we had to get it “approved” by the principal. Which totally defeats the purpose. The plan was for 200 of us to camp out on the
front lawn of the school, set up thousands of cups full of water in front of
the three main doors, and block off the parking lot by creating a giant X with
cars and blocking off the exit to keep students from getting out. Also, we were going to fork the lawn, and
write messages in chalk all over the sidewalks.
But at 4:45 in the morning, we got kicked off of school property because
we were all 18 and “technically” weren't students anymore. So then we had to improvise a new pranks…
which ended up being an even bigger problem and almost kept us from getting our
diplomas that night.
We planted smoke bombs in one of the cars and packed it full
of seniors. Then it suspiciously “broke
down” in the middle of the entrance to the school. We created a traffic jam that ran from our
school entrance, down 104th, and then in each direction off of
Wadsworth for over twenty minutes. We
kept school from starting on time, which most of the teachers found hilarious
when they drove past us holding signs that were random (and many, very inappropriate based on our school standars), and then we accidently caused two car accidents. And
that’s when we topped the last three years of senior pranks… no one had actually
caused damage to underclassmen before.
At that point, people started pushing the “broken” car up the hill and
into the parking lot. Then our three
security guards, all of the administration, and the SLHS campus cop started
chasing us down. So we fled in every
direction possible. Everyone piled into
cars and prayed that no one got caught, then headed to Countryside to meet up
and plan our strategy for the rest of the day.
That day, we took a vow of silence. Everyone had to protect their butt because if
one of us went down, we were all going down, and that would take 200 people out
of graduation. It became that moment
where we felt like we were in the Gator version of “Fight Club”. Only rule of
Prank Night… Don’t talk about prank night.
As far as rituals go… I have to say that this is a pretty
awesome one. None of us got embarrassed
or arrested, and we were all able to graduate.
And it’s definitely one of those things where we can say our
interpretation of the ritual was the best, especially since we planned in in
less than 20 minutes.
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